Generated by Aiursrage2k's ReplayReader2k v1.062PP Game 1 - Maps\Download\Footmen_Custom_94a.w3x (01:00:57) Team 1 : иш (Ra), BilltheEmu (H) Team 2 : Ricky_Honejasi (H), Quantum_Menace (H) Team 3 : mUCKY (H), ShadowFlare_SFR (H) [Allies]Ricky_Honejasi:gaymaster :p [Allies]Ricky_Honejasi:oh, 8 levels of skills [Allies]Ricky_Honejasi:that's going to be interresring [Allies]Ricky_Honejasi:oh, rush rush :p [Allies]Ricky_Honejasi:bought a quest [Allies]Ricky_Honejasi:have to stay in middle for 5 minutes for blood star item [Allies]Ricky_Honejasi:btw, don't forget your secret worker :p [Allies]Ricky_Honejasi:bought gold increaser [Allies]Quantum_Menace:did you get it [Allies]Ricky_Honejasi:and I think I should have tried harder for the quest [Allies]Ricky_Honejasi:but was about to die [Allies]Ricky_Honejasi:oh well [All]BilltheEmu:what [All]Quantum_Menace:lol [All]Ricky_Honejasi:mass death [All]Ricky_Honejasi:well that was premeditated a lot [All]Ricky_Honejasi:anyway [All]ShadowFlare_SFR:lol [All]mUCKY:LOL! [All]Ricky_Honejasi:when you get hex'ed like in the 0.5 sec when I lose invisibility [Allies]Quantum_Menace:that happens if you kill a seal [All]Ricky_Honejasi:odd [Allies]Ricky_Honejasi:charge? [Allies]Ricky_Honejasi:here [Allies]Ricky_Honejasi:did get a 2nd via quest [Allies]Quantum_Menace:ty [Allies]Ricky_Honejasi:now if I can get ragnarok item, then ill start being decent with my BM [Allies]Ricky_Honejasi:images do get damage [Allies]Ricky_Honejasi:and my crit is 21% for 5x [Allies]Ricky_Honejasi:charge :p [All]Quantum_Menace:smack smack smack [All]mUCKY:SEAL'S REVENGE [Allies]Ricky_Honejasi:500 more for the item [Allies]Ricky_Honejasi:good :p [Allies]Ricky_Honejasi:wee [Allies]Ricky_Honejasi:owning time [All]BilltheEmu:Curse is gay [All]BilltheEmu:Just fyi [All]mUCKY:CURSE IS AMAZING [All]mUCKY:where are your units bill [All]BilltheEmu:75% CHANCE TO MISS WTF [All]BilltheEmu:fuck you [Allies]Ricky_Honejasi:now 2nd ragnarok [Allies]Ricky_Honejasi:evilness will start to pour in [All]Ricky_Honejasi:lawl [All]BilltheEmu:75%aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa [All]ShadowFlare_SFR:lol, both of us have it [All]mUCKY:AND EVASION [All]ShadowFlare_SFR:lol, yep [All]ShadowFlare_SFR:both [All]BilltheEmu:missmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmis smissmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmissv [All]BilltheEmu:missmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmissv [All]BilltheEmu:missmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmis smissmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmiss [All]BilltheEmu:missmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmis smissmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmiss [All]BilltheEmu:missmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmis smiss [All]Ricky_Honejasi:oh well gg [All]BilltheEmu:wait what [All]mUCKY:VICTORY [All]BilltheEmu:I JUST KILLED RICKY'S HERO PP Game 2 - Maps\Download\-opt King and Knight Phoenix 0.3.w3x (01:04:08) Team 1 : иш (Ra), Ricky_Honejasi (Ra), LoladinXXXtreme (U), Hunter_Killers (Ra) Team 2 : BilltheEmu (H), ShadowFlare_SFR (O), ARCAN (U), mUCKY (H), MantisScreamer (O) [All]ShadowFlare_SFR:I couldn't even spend my gold fast enough near the end. [All]ShadowFlare_SFR:lol [Allies]BilltheEmu:SUP MESK [All]ARCAN:who wants a Death Knight [All]ARCAN:better than Dark Knight [Allies]BilltheEmu:mesk open your gayte [Allies]BilltheEmu:WOO! [All]Ricky_Honejasi:seems to win, you need to kill the king's red dragon roost [All]ARCAN:ricky [All]Ricky_Honejasi:instead of the king in this version [All]Ricky_Honejasi:what? [All]ARCAN:what race are you [All]Ricky_Honejasi:human [All]ARCAN:is anyone undead [All]mUCKY:LEAVER DETECTED [All]mUCKY:HIRE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [All]ARCAN:do you have a knight ricky [All]Ricky_Honejasi:nah and I don't intend to have one :p [All]ARCAN:we have 4 kings and 4 knights [All]ARCAN:dont be a gayass [All]Ricky_Honejasi:since ill leave in like 45 minutes? [All]Ricky_Honejasi:meh fine, just expect to switch kings later on [All]ARCAN:OK [Allies]BilltheEmu:can I get 150 gold? [Allies]BilltheEmu:YESS [All]Ricky_Honejasi:-open gate [All]Ricky_Honejasi:meh destroy the gate [All]Ricky_Honejasi:-open [Allies]BilltheEmu:lol oops [All]Ricky_Honejasi:destroy it [Allies]BilltheEmu:mesk you have a giant dragon [All]LoladinXXXtreme:ya [Allies]BilltheEmu:just fyi [Allies]BilltheEmu:ow [Allies]BilltheEmu:GOLD MINEEEEEEEEE [Allies]BilltheEmu:ow [Allies]BilltheEmu:rofl [Allies]LoladinXXXtreme:arthuzzz has fallen [All]MantisScreamer:LOL [Allies]BilltheEmu:OKAY I'M BACK [All]ARCAN:hks, q, mesk [All]ARCAN:who wants a death knight!!!!! [All]Hunter_Killers:HAI [Allies]BilltheEmu:Mesk I just gave you a golden shower [Allies]LoladinXXXtreme:lol [Allies]BilltheEmu:sup [Allies]BilltheEmu:DUKE RAGEREAVER [Allies]BilltheEmu:hey look it's water [Allies]ARCAN:hello and welcome [Allies]BilltheEmu:rofl [Allies]ARCAN:share control? [Allies]ARCAN:and we can move ur stuff around while you build up [Allies]ARCAN:or something [Allies]ARCAN:bill is over there [Allies]ARCAN:along with mucky [Allies]BilltheEmu:what [Allies]BilltheEmu:I'm right here [Allies]ARCAN:err [Allies]ARCAN:ricky and mucky [Allies]BilltheEmu:rofl [Allies]BilltheEmu:lol sharing control means I HAVE CONTROL OF YOUR MONEY :D [Allies]ARCAN:kill the runes we leave behind [Allies]LoladinXXXtreme:o [Allies]BilltheEmu:lol wagon what [Allies]ARCAN:ok [Allies]ARCAN:lets push [Allies]BilltheEmu:lol level 5 [Allies]ARCAN:we'll be fighting them soon [Allies]BilltheEmu:I bet there's something hilarious up here [Allies]ARCAN:yeah [Allies]ARCAN:lets own ricky first [Allies]BilltheEmu:K [Allies]BilltheEmu:it's okay we have a wagon [Allies]ARCAN:they're off creeping [Allies]ARCAN:lets GANK THIS BASE [Allies]BilltheEmu:EXCELLENT [Allies]ARCAN:i guess ill control his hero [Allies]ARCAN:since i have two death coils that way [Allies]BilltheEmu:lerlerl [Allies]BilltheEmu:WAGON GO [All]BilltheEmu:reviving [All]mUCKY:DARK KNIGHT FOR HIRE [All]BilltheEmu:Takes foreverrrrrrrrrr [All]LoladinXXXtreme:MUCKY [All]Hunter_Killers:BUTTES [Allies]BilltheEmu:Mesk give me monies! [Allies]BilltheEmu:pls? [Allies]BilltheEmu:oic [Allies]BilltheEmu:oh sweet jesus [Allies]LoladinXXXtreme:lol [Allies]BilltheEmu:wooo [Allies]BilltheEmu:oh gay [Allies]BilltheEmu:I cast transmute on a critter [Allies]BilltheEmu:I didn't get anything :( [Allies]LoladinXXXtreme:lol [All]MantisScreamer:ricky can i get 1500 gold [All]LoladinXXXtreme:no [All]MantisScreamer:yay [All]MantisScreamer:hey ricky [All]MantisScreamer:can i get 1250 gold [All]Ricky_Honejasi:not another 1250 [All]MantisScreamer:ok [All]MantisScreamer:later then [Allies]BilltheEmu:goldz [Allies]BilltheEmu:also [Allies]BilltheEmu:wtf why are there two grom hellscreams [Allies]LoladinXXXtreme:lol [Allies]BilltheEmu:where's Arcan [Allies]LoladinXXXtreme:dunno [Allies]LoladinXXXtreme:he died [Allies]BilltheEmu:fyi I have no idea what I"m doing or where I'm going [Allies]LoladinXXXtreme:? [Allies]LoladinXXXtreme:what's over there [Allies]BilltheEmu:K [Allies]BilltheEmu:two grom hellscreams [Allies]LoladinXXXtreme:k [Allies]LoladinXXXtreme:kill em [Allies]LoladinXXXtreme:rofl [Allies]BilltheEmu:GOGOGOGO [Allies]BilltheEmu:shit [Allies]BilltheEmu:rofloops [Allies]BilltheEmu::D [Allies]LoladinXXXtreme:ok middle is probably a better plan lawl [Allies]BilltheEmu:yes [Allies]BilltheEmu:oh shit rune of resurrection [Allies]mUCKY:btw purple has butt-tons of black dragons and frost wyrms [All]Hunter_Killers:how much [All]MantisScreamer:900 [All]Ricky_Honejasi:well then, got to go soon [Allies]LoladinXXXtreme:yeah... let's try to take middle [Allies]LoladinXXXtreme:I think I can cap those buildings and get higher upgs [Allies]LoladinXXXtreme:how did you get there [Allies]BilltheEmu:wat [All]Ricky_Honejasi:before I leave for the job, giving all my gold to mucky who was the mos t useful knight to me :p [Allies]LoladinXXXtreme:the one waygate you went through? [Allies]BilltheEmu:staff of backdooring [All]MantisScreamer:thanks asshole [All]mUCKY:OWNED [All]ARCAN:what about me [All]Ricky_Honejasi:well, you kind of killed my shizzle :p [All]ARCAN:I dont know what you're talking about [Allies]LoladinXXXtreme:oh I see [All]Ricky_Honejasi:anyway gold mines are up for grabs [Allies]BilltheEmu:fyi [All]MantisScreamer:Q can i get some gold [All]Ricky_Honejasi:if you can kill my little army [All]MantisScreamer:and uh [All]MantisScreamer:let me outta here [Allies]LoladinXXXtreme:not too bad [All]Ricky_Honejasi:just get killed mantis [Allies]BilltheEmu:THERE ARE TWO GROM HELLSCREAMS [All]Ricky_Honejasi:suicide into some base [All]Ricky_Honejasi:or troops [Allies]BilltheEmu:where's mucky [Allies]BilltheEmu:lolol [All]Ricky_Honejasi:okay, cya. [All]BilltheEmu:lolbye [All]Ricky_Honejasi: /permanent afk [Allies]LoladinXXXtreme:lol [Allies]BilltheEmu:lol mesk [Allies]BilltheEmu:roflty [All]Hunter_Killers:-kill Orange [Allies]BilltheEmu:fuck [All]MantisScreamer:oh [All]MantisScreamer:im dead [Allies]LoladinXXXtreme:you guys need money? [Allies]BilltheEmu:yes [Allies]LoladinXXXtreme:how the fuck do I control the temple... hmm [Allies]LoladinXXXtreme:aaaa secret blademaster [Allies]BilltheEmu:btw Q has an army of unstoppable dragons, apparently [Allies]BilltheEmu:gogog [Allies]BilltheEmu:sup mucky [All]LoladinXXXtreme:HOW THE FUCK DO YOU CONTROL THE TEMPLE OF TIDES FOR CHRIST SAKE [All]LoladinXXXtreme:SHAKE [Allies]BilltheEmu:woooooooo [Allies]BilltheEmu:a little gold plz [Allies]BilltheEmu:yussssssss [Allies]LoladinXXXtreme:you know that secondary base that got killed [Allies]BilltheEmu:no [Allies]LoladinXXXtreme:yeah that's what I need to cap those :\ [Allies]BilltheEmu:oh [Allies]BilltheEmu:ROFL [Allies]BilltheEmu:rofl hks [All]LoladinXXXtreme:DRAGONS [All]LoladinXXXtreme:whelps [Allies]BilltheEmu:lol [Allies]BilltheEmu:oh, I thought this was HKS's base down here PP Game 3 - Maps\Download\Castle Fight v1.13b.w3x (00:22:17) Team 1 : иш (Ra), mUCKY (N), Quantum_Menace (N), Frizby (N) Team 2 : ARCAN (U), BilltheEmu (U), ShadowFlare_SFR (U), LoladinXXXtreme (U) [Allies]BilltheEmu:-rr42 [All]BilltheEmu:wtf [Allies]LoladinXXXtreme:-afk [Allies]BilltheEmu:-re [Allies]ARCAN:-afk [Allies]ARCAN:-afk [Allies]BilltheEmu:-re [All]BilltheEmu:FUCK [Allies]LoladinXXXtreme:-afk [Allies]ShadowFlare_SFR:-re [Allies]ARCAN:-re [Allies]ARCAN:-re [Allies]ARCAN:-re [Allies]ARCAN:-re [Allies]ARCAN:-re [Allies]LoladinXXXtreme:-afk [All]Frizby:wat??? [Allies]ARCAN:-re [Allies]LoladinXXXtreme:-afk [All]Quantum_Menace:rofl mayo [All]ShadowFlare_SFR:lol [All]BilltheEmu:hahahahaha [Allies]ARCAN:-re [Allies]LoladinXXXtreme:-afl [Allies]ShadowFlare_SFR:-re [Allies]LoladinXXXtreme:-afk [Allies]ShadowFlare_SFR:-re [Allies]LoladinXXXtreme:-afk [Allies]BilltheEmu:-re [All]LoladinXXXtreme:I BROKE THE GAME YES [All]LoladinXXXtreme:-afk [Allies]BilltheEmu:-lol [Allies]BilltheEmu:I FORGOT HOW TO PLAY THIS GAME [Allies]LoladinXXXtreme:-afk [Allies]LoladinXXXtreme:mass air [All]BilltheEmu:why is there no leaderboard [All]BilltheEmu:Only TEAM RESOURCES [All]ShadowFlare_SFR:What? [All]LoladinXXXtreme:HOW DOES MUCKY HAVE TWO HEROES [All]BilltheEmu:I see Team Resources instead of a regular leaderboard [All]LoladinXXXtreme:WUT [All]BilltheEmu:And the team resources thing [All]BilltheEmu:Shows the resources of "BILLTHEEMU - AFK" [Allies]BilltheEmu:I'll save [All]mUCKY:it appears to be 5v4 [All]mUCKY:RAMAK [All]BilltheEmu:no [All]ARCAN:no [All]BilltheEmu:Arcan has two dudes, too [All]mUCKY:oh he dues? [All]mUCKY:does************************** [All]mUCKY:fuck u [All]BilltheEmu:DUES [All]Quantum_Menace:dudes*** [All]ShadowFlare_SFR:And why does it say we had 6 rescue strikes? lol [All]BilltheEmu:I WISH I COULD SEE THAT LEADERBOARD [All]ShadowFlare_SFR:Do you get to control both? [All]ARCAN:yeah [All]ShadowFlare_SFR:lol [Allies]ARCAN:-re [Allies]ARCAN:-re [Allies]ARCAN:-re [All]Frizby:-afk [Allies]BilltheEmu:-re [All]Frizby:it appears that I can't be AFK [All]ShadowFlare_SFR:lol, some of those are the wrong colors. [Allies]ARCAN:save [Allies]BilltheEmu:aaaaaaaaaaaaaa [Allies]ARCAN:ill do it [Allies]ARCAN:nm [Allies]ARCAN:-afk [Allies]ARCAN:was about to lose a building [Allies]ARCAN:-afk [Allies]ARCAN:-re [Allies]LoladinXXXtreme:-afk [Allies]ARCAN:need a tower [Allies]ARCAN:or a save [Allies]ARCAN:im gonna get fucked [Allies]BilltheEmu:a [Allies]ARCAN:-afk [Allies]BilltheEmu:saveeeeeee [Allies]ARCAN:-afk [Allies]ARCAN:-afk [Allies]ARCAN:-afk [Allies]ARCAN:-re [Allies]ARCAN:-afk [Allies]BilltheEmu:rofl [Allies]LoladinXXXtreme:hey [Allies]LoladinXXXtreme:tentacles [Allies]ARCAN:-re [All]LoladinXXXtreme:hks [All]LoladinXXXtreme:your dudes [All]LoladinXXXtreme:wtf [Allies]LoladinXXXtreme:-afk [Allies]ARCAN:-afk [Allies]LoladinXXXtreme:-afk [All]ARCAN:umm [All]ARCAN:lets remake [All]mUCKY:ok PP Game 4 - Maps\Download\Castle Fight v1.13b.w3x (00:55:16) Team 1 : иш (Ra), mUCKY (N), Hunter_Killers (N), Quantum_Menace (N) Team 2 : BilltheEmu (U), ShadowFlare_SFR (U), Frizby (U), ARCAN (U) [All]BilltheEmu:fuck [Allies]ARCAN:shadowflare [All]ARCAN:shadowflare is afk augh [All]BilltheEmu:lol tank assassin [All]BilltheEmu:rofljuked [Allies]ARCAN:-afk [Allies]ARCAN:-re [Allies]ShadowFlare_SFR:Get the night elf building that does the healing. [Allies]ShadowFlare_SFR:lol [Allies]BilltheEmu:I had something more important to get :3 [Allies]ShadowFlare_SFR:lol [Allies]Frizby:-afk [Allies]Frizby:-re [Allies]ShadowFlare_SFR:amazons? [Allies]ShadowFlare_SFR:Is that it? [Allies]BilltheEmu::D [Allies]BilltheEmu:yes [Allies]ShadowFlare_SFR:lol [Allies]BilltheEmu:lol [Allies]BilltheEmu:NE has no fat dudes :( [Allies]BilltheEmu:so the amazons are basically tanking [Allies]BilltheEmu:lolol [Allies]ARCAN:legendary golemmssss [Allies]ARCAN:gonna buy the attack speed aura [Allies]BilltheEmu:excellent [Allies]ARCAN:attack speed/movement or damage? [Allies]Frizby:speed [Allies]BilltheEmu:speed imo [Allies]ARCAN:got it [Allies]BilltheEmu:I'll buy damage [Allies]ARCAN:these games always end up lopsided :P [All]mUCKY:butterbutts [Allies]ARCAN:what's good for corrupted? [Allies]Frizby:drake [Allies]ARCAN:anything else? [Allies]Frizby:nothing [Allies]BilltheEmu:giant tree [Allies]ShadowFlare_SFR:yeah, there's that, too. [Allies]ARCAN:what giant tree [Allies]BilltheEmu:first building upgraded 42 times [Allies]Frizby:corrupted tree [Allies]ShadowFlare_SFR:Also infernal tank's line damage can be good. [Allies]ARCAN:oh, the ents? [Allies]BilltheEmu:yes [Allies]ARCAN:umm [Allies]ARCAN:we have nothing on top [Allies]BilltheEmu:IT'S FINE [Allies]ShadowFlare_SFR:frizby didn't build yet [Allies]ARCAN:okay i've got top now [Allies]ARCAN:fuk [Allies]ShadowFlare_SFR:That should take care of those. [All]BilltheEmu:rofl meskbot [All]BilltheEmu:best tower ever [All]ARCAN:wtf [All]ARCAN:hahahaha [All]mUCKY:WHAT THE FUCK [All]mUCKY:WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE BOTS [Allies]ARCAN:should i just go straight for mega trees? [Allies]BilltheEmu:sure, why not [Allies]ShadowFlare_SFR:lol, the tree turned into a skeletal general. [Allies]ShadowFlare_SFR:It was there the moment it died. [Allies]BilltheEmu::3 [Allies]Frizby:I saw that too, lol [Allies]ShadowFlare_SFR:Hmm [Allies]ShadowFlare_SFR:Do you know of any AoS maps that use one of the trees/buildings as a he ro? [Allies]ARCAN:yaeh [Allies]ARCAN:yeah [Allies]Frizby:DotA [Allies]BilltheEmu:AOTZED [Allies]ARCAN:dota and [Allies]ShadowFlare_SFR:Oh yeah [Allies]ShadowFlare_SFR:lol [Allies]BilltheEmu:SOLAR BEAN CANNON [Allies]ARCAN:enmity campaign or whatever [Allies]Frizby:-afk [Allies]ARCAN:-afk [All]BilltheEmu:buttes [Allies]ARCAN:-re [Allies]Frizby:-re [Allies]ARCAN:bottom needs help [Allies]ARCAN:badly [Allies]ARCAN:aaaaa [Allies]ARCAN:-afk [Allies]BilltheEmu:aaaaaa [Allies]ARCAN:-re [Allies]ARCAN:-afk [Allies]BilltheEmu:why is their income 2352342356 all of a sudden [Allies]ARCAN:i dont know [Allies]ARCAN:wtfff [Allies]ARCAN:-re [Allies]ARCAN:buying attack speed aura [Allies]ARCAN:ughhh [Allies]ARCAN:that really set me back [Allies]ARCAN:lost a building and couldnt cancel building tower in time [Allies]BilltheEmu::( :( [Allies]ARCAN:no more siege top [Allies]ARCAN:we have way too much lol [Allies]ARCAN:they just [Allies]ARCAN:bought [Allies]ARCAN:dd [Allies]ARCAN:we're gonna lose [Allies]BilltheEmu:fuckkkkkkkk [Allies]ARCAN:if we dont do something quick [Allies]BilltheEmu:too late [Allies]ARCAN:yeah :( [Allies]BilltheEmu:ugh I hate mechanical AAAAAAAA [Allies]ARCAN:its not that bad!!! [Allies]ARCAN:just make a bunch of tanks!! [Allies]ShadowFlare_SFR:lol, make a mine layer. [Allies]Frizby:mass small tank [Allies]Frizby:mass goblin is lol too [Allies]BilltheEmu:hmm [Allies]ShadowFlare_SFR:If they have mainly ground units, mass mine layers is fun. lol [Allies]ShadowFlare_SFR:Each lane becomes a mine field. [Allies]BilltheEmu:lol [Allies]ShadowFlare_SFR:Trapping them to make an area of concentrated mines doesn't work anymor e, though. [Allies]BilltheEmu:rofl [Allies]ShadowFlare_SFR:It doesn't let you trap them. [Allies]ShadowFlare_SFR:They just go through in a little bit. [Allies]ShadowFlare_SFR:You could try it if you want to see what they do. lol [Allies]BilltheEmu:nah, I believe you [Allies]ShadowFlare_SFR:I mean, if you are going to be massing them anyway. [Allies]ShadowFlare_SFR:lol [Allies]BilltheEmu:lol murlocs [Allies]ShadowFlare_SFR:lol [All]mUCKY:MY SACRED GROVE IS BEING DESECRATED [All]ARCAN:gross [All]Quantum_Menace:anyone else getting awful lag spikes [All]BilltheEmu:Guess not :P [Allies]ARCAN:they're gonna end up using all of their saves and get 100000 and then w e're gonna lose somehow [Allies]ARCAN:i just know it [Allies]BilltheEmu:not if they can't get through my MINEFIELD [Allies]ARCAN:oh jesus [Allies]ShadowFlare_SFR:lol, the mine fields can be even more hilarious on one lane only. [Allies]ARCAN:they didnt show up on the map [Allies]ARCAN:i didnt realize how many there were [Allies]BilltheEmu:rofl [Allies]ShadowFlare_SFR:Because normally they just go to both lanes anyway. lol [Allies]BilltheEmu:they're probably not actually going to be very effective [Allies]ShadowFlare_SFR:But on single lane, they don't. [Allies]BilltheEmu:but whatever :P [Allies]BilltheEmu:lol, I just blew up an assassin [Allies]ShadowFlare_SFR:lol [Allies]ShadowFlare_SFR:also [Allies]ShadowFlare_SFR:It would be hilarious if they got a big wave coming and thought they mi ght win, but [Allies]ShadowFlare_SFR:Then the mines blew them all up. [Allies]BilltheEmu:lololol [Allies]ARCAN:rofl [Allies]ShadowFlare_SFR:lol [Allies]ShadowFlare_SFR:assassin again [Allies]ShadowFlare_SFR:At least it is making some of the assassins ineffective. :3 [Allies]BilltheEmu:a lot of them, looks like :D [Allies]ShadowFlare_SFR:lol [Allies]ARCAN:im gonna buy double damage asap [Allies]ARCAN:and see if we can't finish this early [Allies]ShadowFlare_SFR:lol, the assassins are the most vulnerable to them. [Allies]ShadowFlare_SFR:Since they run around so much. [Allies]ARCAN:buying dd [Allies]ShadowFlare_SFR:lol, 5 mine layers [Allies]ARCAN:welp [Allies]BilltheEmu:7 [Allies]ShadowFlare_SFR:look at the mine fields on bottoms [Allies]ShadowFlare_SFR:*bottom [Allies]ShadowFlare_SFR:lol [Allies]ARCAN:i just bought [All]BilltheEmu:ggggggggggggggggggggggggg [Allies]ShadowFlare_SFR:Not that it matters now. [Allies]ARCAN:both auras [Allies]ShadowFlare_SFR:lol [Allies]ARCAN:and double damage [Allies]ARCAN:rofl SS Game 1 - Maps\Download\Footmen_Custom_94a.w3x (00:42:38) Team 1 : иш (Ra), LoladinXXXtreme (H) Team 2 : BilltheEmu (H), ShadowFlare_SFR (H) Team 3 : Ricky_Honejasi (H), mUCKY (H) Team 4 : Quantum_Menace (H) [All]Quantum_Menace:i would play if i werent eating [All]mUCKY:you would play if you werent a bitch* [Allies]Ricky_Honejasi:btw mucky, there some strong items for attack and such [Allies]Ricky_Honejasi:like there is a +100 damage item [Allies]mUCKY:i am aware [Allies]Ricky_Honejasi:so consider this in mind [Allies]mUCKY:except [Allies]mUCKY:i am using a beastmaster [Allies]Ricky_Honejasi:btw, I took a more army-oriented hero [Allies]Ricky_Honejasi:middle gives gold [Allies]Ricky_Honejasi:btw buy treasure chest item to put into your barracks [Allies]mUCKY:lol not in stock [Allies]Ricky_Honejasi:bought it [Allies]Ricky_Honejasi:getting muramasa for fun [Allies]Ricky_Honejasi:coming [Allies]Ricky_Honejasi:btw, I got 3 murasamas on barracks [Allies]Ricky_Honejasi:that's going to be retarded later on [Allies]Ricky_Honejasi:so finish them or play more? :p [Allies]Ricky_Honejasi:your choice at this point [Allies]mUCKY:PLAY BALL [Allies]Ricky_Honejasi:okay, let's toy more with them :p [Allies]Ricky_Honejasi:kill? [Allies]Ricky_Honejasi:as in finish them [Allies]mUCKY:DESTROY [Allies]Ricky_Honejasi:k [All]Ricky_Honejasi:bill, your emu reign is to end! [All]mUCKY:FORTIFIED ARMOR QUILBEASTS [All]BilltheEmu:a [All]Ricky_Honejasi:gg [All]ShadowFlare_SFR:lol, 4 of you did fight us all at once earlier on. [All]Ricky_Honejasi:lawl [All]Ricky_Honejasi:fear my crit rifles [All]Ricky_Honejasi:gg :p [All]ShadowFlare_SFR:lol, our heroes weren't particularly good. SS Game 2 - Melee 5v5 on Maps\Download\ImbaWar492c.w3x (00:09:25) Team 1 : (Ra), ShadowFlare_SFR (H), Computer Difficult (H), Hunter_Killers (H), Team 2 : Quantum_Menace (H), BilltheEmu (H), LoladinXXXtreme (H), Ricky_Honejasi (H), Computer Difficult (H) [All]LoladinXXXtreme:yep [Allies]Ricky_Honejasi:so anyone knows about my hero? [All]Ricky_Honejasi:yeah, chinesse map [All]Ricky_Honejasi:we usually play better maps than that [All]Ricky_Honejasi:but we are playing this one for hilarity more than anything else [All]LoladinXXXtreme:note "usually" [All]Quantum_Menace:HERESY [All]ShadowFlare_SFR:lol, q finally got out of there [All]ShadowFlare_SFR:lol, I have some spell with an extremely wide selection. [All]ShadowFlare_SFR:I don't know what it does yet. SS Game 3 - Maps\Download\RabbitsVsSheep2.0.14.w3x (00:40:06) Team 1 : иш (Ra)Computer Difficult (H), Team 2 : Ricky_Honejasi (H), Quantum_Menace (H), Sodon (H), mUCKY (H) Team 3 : Computer Difficult (H) Team 4 : LoladinXXXtreme (H), ShadowFlare_SFR (H), Hunter_Killers (H), [All]Quantum_Menace:honk honk honk [Allies]Sodon:Alchemist sucks [Allies]Ricky_Honejasi:yeah, just don't use the ultimate :p [Allies]Ricky_Honejasi:help :p [Allies]Sodon:watch out :P [All]Ricky_Honejasi:lawl [Allies]Ricky_Honejasi:lawl [Allies]Ricky_Honejasi:so screwed :p [Allies]Ricky_Honejasi:out of mana [Allies]Sodon:Do you guys do ffas and stuff? [Allies]Sodon:Or just scenario maps? [Allies]Ricky_Honejasi:almost just scenario maps [Allies]Sodon:oh [Allies]Ricky_Honejasi:like in a 99% proportion :p [All]Ricky_Honejasi:so summon more evil baddies? [All]Ricky_Honejasi:to try to finish off mucky [All]Ricky_Honejasi:gg SS Game 4 - Maps\Download\Castle Fight v1.13b.w3x (00:36:40) Team 1 : иш (Ra), mUCKY (N), LoladinXXXtreme (N), Quantum_Menace (N) Team 2 : BilltheEmu (U), ShadowFlare_SFR (U), Sodon (U), Lavarinth (U) [All]BilltheEmu:what oh god [All]ShadowFlare_SFR:lol, who gets the taxes? [Allies]Sodon:do you want me on vent? [Allies]Lavarinth:ohi [Allies]BilltheEmu:it's more amusing that way :P [Allies]Lavarinth:Quite. [Allies]Lavarinth:WHAT DO A BUILD [Allies]BilltheEmu:wtf blast staff costs 200 lumber [Allies]Sodon:i need info then [Allies]BilltheEmu:orly [All]BilltheEmu:Sod needs the vent infooooooooo [All]Sodon:wut is it [All]Sodon:sniffles [All]BilltheEmu:I think there's a password, but I don't remember it [All]LoladinXXXtreme:no [All]mUCKY:there is no password [All]BilltheEmu:oh okay [All]Sodon:what's the ip? [All]Lavarinth:no [All]BilltheEmu:nyc01.hurricanehost.com [All]mUCKY:LAVARINTH THAT ISNT A TIE FUCK YOU [All]BilltheEmu:4171 [All]Lavarinth:THE FUCK!? [All]Sodon:mic isn't plugged in but HULLO [Allies]BilltheEmu:-afk [Allies]BilltheEmu:I got the save [Allies]BilltheEmu:-re [Allies]Lavarinth:Did you just AFK so the AI can make a strategic save? [Allies]BilltheEmu:yes :D [Allies]Lavarinth:.. Genius. [Allies]BilltheEmu:sodon saveeeeeeeeeee [Allies]BilltheEmu:alternatively [Allies]BilltheEmu:type -afk [Allies]BilltheEmu:then -re [Allies]Sodon:-afk [Allies]BilltheEmu:okay [Allies]Sodon:-re [Allies]BilltheEmu:lol [Allies]Sodon:how did AI get a bunch of gold fast? [Allies]BilltheEmu:rescue strike [Allies]Lavarinth:noob [Allies]BilltheEmu:look at the ability next round [Allies]Sodon:i did [Allies]BilltheEmu:you can use it once per match [All]Lavarinth:FOR THE MOTHERLAND! [Allies]Sodon:oh, the gold came from all the enemies it killed. rgr [Allies]BilltheEmu:yesssss [All]BilltheEmu:rofl [Allies]Lavarinth:Sodon [Allies]Lavarinth:You belt a pierce damage unit [Allies]Lavarinth:to against heavy armor [Allies]Lavarinth:Take note they only do 70% of damage [Allies]Sodon:Alright, what do you want me to build? [Allies]Lavarinth:Nah, I'm just saying [Allies]Lavarinth:That's why people keep waiting before building to see who builgs what f irst [Allies]Lavarinth:builds* [Allies]Sodon:Well I don't know what an igloo builds [Allies]BilltheEmu:walruses, duh [Allies]ShadowFlare_SFR:lol [Allies]BilltheEmu:that should be common knowledge [Allies]Sodon:I was thinking penguins [Allies]Lavarinth:wafflol [Allies]Sodon:See, he built two igloos. Now I will build magic. It was all part of my plan. [Allies]BilltheEmu:I'll save [Allies]Lavarinth:Gay fucking freeze [Allies]BilltheEmu:aaaa [Allies]BilltheEmu:saveeee [Allies]BilltheEmu:whew [Allies]Sodon:Huh. It worked, too. [Allies]BilltheEmu:? [Allies]BilltheEmu:what worked? [Allies]Sodon:Building a pierce so he builds heavy, then building magic [Allies]BilltheEmu:yes :3 [Allies]BilltheEmu:It's how you win [Allies]Sodon:WHO'S THE NOOB NOW [Allies]BilltheEmu:if hks were smrt, he would stop building lolruses and build puppies, or something [Allies]Lavarinth:Sodon, make your guys all pop out at once [Allies]Lavarinth:MORE POWER [All]ShadowFlare_SFR:lol [Allies]BilltheEmu:rofl [Allies]BilltheEmu:so many mines [Allies]Lavarinth:lololol [All]ShadowFlare_SFR:lol [Allies]Lavarinth:Are you rallying them to move to the top lane? [Allies]ShadowFlare_SFR:no [Allies]Lavarinth:Interesting [Allies]BilltheEmu:lol [Allies]ShadowFlare_SFR:lolol [Allies]BilltheEmu:top is dying [Allies]BilltheEmu:but [Allies]BilltheEmu:you know [Allies]BilltheEmu:whatever [Allies]Lavarinth:THE FUCK [Allies]BilltheEmu:somebody saveeeeeeeeee imo [Allies]ShadowFlare_SFR:save [Allies]BilltheEmu:lolol [Allies]Lavarinth:-afk [Allies]Lavarinth:-re [All]ShadowFlare_SFR:lol, the mine field was fun [All]ShadowFlare_SFR:while it lasted SS Game 5 - Melee 1v1v1v2v1v1v1 on Maps\Download\Don't Move Your Panda v4.0.w3x (00:03:16) Team 1 : иш (Ra)mUCKY (Ra), Team 2 : Team 3 : LoladinXXXtreme (Ra) Team 4 : BilltheEmu (N), ShadowFlare_SFR (Ra) Team 5 : Lavarinth (Ra) Team 6 : Hunter_Killers (Ra) Team 7 : Sodon (Ra) [All]Sodon:nerds [All]mUCKY:-gamble [All]mUCKY:-play [All]Lavarinth:-gamble [All]Hunter_Killers:-gamble [All]mUCKY:25 [All]mUCKY:-play [All]Lavarinth:-play [All]mUCKY:play [All]mUCKY:20 [All]mUCKY:20 [All]mUCKY:19 [All]Lavarinth:play [All]mUCKY:10 [All]Lavarinth:25 [All]mUCKY:fuck docks [All]Lavarinth:25 [All]Lavarinth:25 [All]Lavarinth:25 [All]Lavarinth:Fucked. [All]mUCKY:3 [All]Lavarinth:I don't have enough money. Extra 1 - Maps\Download\Vuen's DnD Crystal 1.5.w3x (03:57:19) Team 1 : иш (Ra)JonnyMilldawg (H), Team 2 : Computer Difficult (N) Team 3 : Computer Difficult (U), [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:okay let's see [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:HUMAN MAGE [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:is that [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:allowed [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:hm [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:who is milldawg.... [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:i know who i am [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:i am ancient of stone [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:is this acceptable [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:hrul boulder [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:well you just chekc [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:hurl boulder, bash, entangling roots, earthquake [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:rejuvenation [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:i don't plan on engaging in combat a great deal ! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:also his hit points [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:LOLOLO [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:perfect [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:set1Milldawg [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1sup [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1sup bro [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:also let me know when i can SNACK [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:VERY WELL [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1lolafk [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:i will do an excellent dance [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:actually no that just makes me dizzy [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:ok AFK [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:oh geez [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:i come back to THIS...! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:at least ONE OF THEM has enough sense [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:to sit still [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:anyway i assume you are not DONE YET [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:(he paid the price) [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:well LET ME KNOW when you are done [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:are you gonna structure the map like the fourm :P [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:like CHAOS SANCTUARY, PANDEMONIUM FORTRESS [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:GHOST QUARTER [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:so then [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:what doy ou mean [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:by LAIR [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:how do i choose between them [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:are you going to tell me what they are [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:ah [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:i should start as far from mac as possible ;P [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:where is admiral styles going to be [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:or is that [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:a secret [Allies]JonnyMilldawg::P [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:here is what i'm thinking [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:AEKENONLAND Is of course the great city of light [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:and mactown is basically phrexia [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:admiral styles is like [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:a ROGUE FACTION ARMY [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:either that or [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:he is simply mac's general [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:or the general of aekenonland [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:he is some sort of GENEARL [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:anyway i want to start in [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:happy aekenonland [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:for sure [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:FALLEN must be accompanied at all times by KAMEKO [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:mac's COHORT must be present [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:which is [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:kaufer, lone wolf, carlos [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:and perhaps tiny katerade [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:kaufer's SISTER [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:LAVARINTH [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:would dwell [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:in the barrens probably :P [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:a defiler [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:who preys on passing travelers [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:THALRAXAL would be [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:a generic good guy [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:or a traveling merchant type dude [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:the GANDALF figure [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:perhaps [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:the wise guide [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:AEKENON would be aekenon [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:arcan, mucky, and oopyman [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:would be [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:like the hyenas [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:from the lion king [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:friendly arcan [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:sharp mucky [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:and crazy oopyman [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:perhaps just a roving band [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:of some sort [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:styles and ogre of course... [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:hm who else is there! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:YES [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:he must be [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:a caricature [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:as GAY as possible [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:well, perhaps :P [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:he's a good guy [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:in any case [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:there's also SAINT KERRIGAN [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:the VILLAGE IDIOT [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:who EVERYBODY HATES for no reason [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:or something [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:or maybe he's CLUMSY and always ruins things [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:or don't include him at alll :P [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:SQUAZZ [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:might be present [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:the leader of a foreign nature [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:her :P [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:walter kovacs [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:jim [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:squazzinator [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:these are all the same person [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:she keeps changing her name [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:and george harrison [Allies]JonnyMilldawg::p [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:she could just be like [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:vaguely referred to [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:the leader of a distant nation [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:(canada) [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:yeah that's about it i think [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:if i'm missing someone then [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:they probably were not important enough! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:anyway i shall ALT TAB i suppose [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:or just moodle around [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:if i think of anything else i'll let you know [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:shadowflare [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:has entered [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:battle.net [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:DOOM [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:"is fallen going to be" [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:"a banshee" [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:-mac [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:how's it going [Allies]JonnyMilldawg::P [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:the greatest town...! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:when i make a town i just [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:get ideas along the way [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:i throw stuff down adn then it just OCCURS to me [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:like in arcan's undead town [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:i was like [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:ok i will throw in [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:some statues [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:and oh neat a tinker could be repairing them [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:MAC...! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:well as long as there are sufficient things to do and dudes to interact with in thec ity [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:then what more do yo NEED [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:lol you have so many dudes ! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:not that i notice! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:are you ready [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:t start [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:you can just be like [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:HOLD UP [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:yes [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:who needs other towns! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:to heck with them! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Yes. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1A tree. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Yes. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1As usual. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Typical Saturday night. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1SORE WA [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1MASAKA [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:i didn't even notice [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:what direction i was facing [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Fallen! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1You----! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Surely you remember me...! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1You are not the fallen i know! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1At what? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I don't think this is the right place..it's just a random grove. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Maybe I can help you...I have a good sense of direciton. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Where are you trying to go/ [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Well, I haven't seen her, so... [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Hey I have been trapped in this grove. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1You burning down those trees helped me escape! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Who knows! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1How did YOU manage to get lost! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Likewise! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Well we can just look around I guess. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1It's not like you can get more lost! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Too bad i can't be of much help with these stupid trees! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1STONE TREE [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Well, wood is [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1a combination of earth and water. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I am a bit more earth. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Most trees are perfectly balanced between those elements. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1But i am a freak. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Let's try north. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Up here. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Hey uh.... [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Careful with that. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I guess it doesn't deal that much damage. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1You walked into your fire. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Hm looks like there might be [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1HEY FRIGGIN OW [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1WARN a guy [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I AM MADE OF WOOD [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1STILL [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1A path...no. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Eff this forest. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Skeletons ! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Have you guys seen a Kameko? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1*sidelong glance at fallen* [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I am humble Milldawg! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Fallen you try. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1(Distract them...) [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Woot. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Hopefully it does not register on their Wanted list! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1FUCK [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I cannot entangling roots them! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Good thing i didn't need to. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I cannot entangling roots ALLIED UNITS [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Whatever that means ! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Well they probably came from somewhere... [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1It's the best lead we've got. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Might as well try to go that way. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1What do you know of Mac/ [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Well put. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1The path of homosexuality? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:lol we should save the replay [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:and send it to mac [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:or juts post it on the forums [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Yeah now we're talkin'! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Hm.... [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I have a funny feeling... [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1This flag... [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1FUCK [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Okay... [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1We should picka direction [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1And go straight in that direction [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Up here... [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1We were heading east. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Let's keep going east. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Surely...! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Did you feel that? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1SHI--- [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Hey there little fella! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I'm gonna pet him. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1*pet wolf* [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1OW [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1He has three thousand life points. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Oh, you talk! How convenient. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Are you lost? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1We're lost. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Aw cripes. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Shouldn't we be running the hell away? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1They started it. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:lone wolf uses a lot of unnecessary adverbs [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I believe you are mistaken! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1*vouch* [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I guess you care only for LIES [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1The skeletons were like [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1YOU MUST DIE [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1And then they attacked us [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1And then Fallen set them on fire. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1SELF DEFENSE [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Well how can you expect us not to DEFEND OURSELVES [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1A tree...sort of. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I didn't actually say...how'd you know? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Maybe your skeletons [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1reported it. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1From beyond the grave. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Or whatever. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Well, I just SHOWED UP. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I don't know how I got here! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Fallen found me and I was trying to help him finda way out of the wood s. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1What do you want from us? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Lame. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Well it's not like I can stop you! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1You have three thousand life points. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1All I can do is urge you to change your mind! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Can you at least tell me WHY you want Fallen dead? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Ah. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Well, what now? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Thanks for not killing us! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Oh by the way [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1do you know how to get the fuck out of here? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Good thing they don't have 3000 life points. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1What a jerkoff. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1ENTANGLING ROOTS: PREPARED [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I just hope they are not ALLIED [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I'll try to kite them...! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Raped. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Well they were weak as balls. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I'll set it up [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1 [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Nice. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I'll Tank, you SET THEM THE FUCK ON FIRE [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I guess... [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Maybe they've left us a path out of here or something. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Oh gay. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1God that rapes. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Well I guess we should keep on heading east. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1A river...! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1uh oh [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1FIRE BOMB THEM [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1FUCK [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Good thing I don't need gold. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1What do YOU need it for. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Ok. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Keep burning these trees down. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1SWEET WATER [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Hooolly- [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1HAI [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1THE GREATEST LAND---- [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1We just FOUND OUR WAY here. Somehow. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1*points to Fallen* [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1We were lost. There was no other eway. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1oh hey little fella. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1*pets* [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1He died. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I have big hands. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I'm kinda made of stone. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Maybe I should have been more careful. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Hey it's not like we DELIBERATELY MURDERED a bunch of people. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1It's the thought that counts amirite! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1AMIRITE [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1*whisper to fallen* Maybe we should get the fuck out of here. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1*whisper to fallen* Unless you have a better idea... [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1*whisper to fallen* I don't think we could handle them all. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Well, sorry to bother you then chaps. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1SNAP [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1So what does that impl-- [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Well then. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Good thing HE's gone. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Hey I wasn't planning on leaving anyway. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:pfft [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1So. What do you wnat me to do? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Take me to jail? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Go on... [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1What are you implying here...! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Okay. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1When do I start? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Okay. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Where are the seeds. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Also maybe you should research speed upgrade. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Nice. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Okay so. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Question. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Oh wait never mind I figured it out. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I will just plant the later trees first and work my way back here. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1So I will not get STUCK again. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1OFF I GO [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Okay... [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Let's survey they area. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1All right I think I got it. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1*plant plant* [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1*plant plant* [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1*plant plant* [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1*plant plant* [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1plant plant [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Done. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Suckers grow fast. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1What. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Hey I'm a nice guy. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Well that makes me even angrier. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I hate practical jokes. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Good thing I am too much of a nICE GUY [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1to RAPE you [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Don't TOUCH ME JERK [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Can I talk to someone who isn't a jerk? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Neither was making me plant a hundred million trees! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1No I'm just ENRAGED [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1You must work on not playing jokes on people. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1All right, I'll walk around I guess. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Don't TRIP me [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1What a tool. I hate that guy. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1If Fallen ever comes back I'm gonna have him burn the place to the gro und. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Arcane Sanctum... [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I can tap this for white, blue, or black mana! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Ahoy there, AEKENON?! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1It is I, Milldawg! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:lol it was so obvious that was aekenon [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Just a humble traveler! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I was ACCOSTED by your ancient of war. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1He was like HEY YOU PLANT THESE TREES [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1And I was like OK FINE [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1And then he was like HAHA JK [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1It was so infuriating. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1God what is with this place. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1... [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Say, where's MAC [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I want to RAPE HIM [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1We encountered his servants. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Oops. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Say, where's THAT GUY [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1ANO HITO---- [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Okay. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Where is he. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1SWEET [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1PEACE [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Hm where is he. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Yeah. I'm looking for Kagg's secret lair or whatever. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Do you know where he does live? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I didn't think i would. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1This land is far too glorious for the likes of him. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I must find him and defeat him IMMEDIATELY. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I MUST RAPE HIM [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1That's not IMPORTANT right now [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Sorry but I'm in a hurry here. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Do you know where he is? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Sorry :\ [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1*fidgets anxiously* [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Thanks! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1"river" [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:you spent a lot of time on aekenonland [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:only to have me [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:BARREL through it [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1:P [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:i must find MAC [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:i must RAPE HIM [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:it is fine :p [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:the fallen part was CLEVER [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:what with [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:burning down the trees and all [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:also apparently it was wise to [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:go east ! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:since that is where AEKENONTOWN happened to be [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:i planted the trees in the correct ORDER [Allies]JonnyMilldawg::P [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:i prefer minigames to battles :P [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:UNLIMITED MINIGAMEWORKS [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:puzzle based adventuring ! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:WOLF'D [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:yeah it turned out to have [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:no purpose [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:at all [Allies]JonnyMilldawg::P [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:excpt for me to gain some experience [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:which i probably SHARED with fallen [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:eff him :P [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:also rejuvenation and entangling roots have the same hotkey [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:so i can't entangle unless i CLICK THE BUTTON [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:well tbh my goal was [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:to find mac [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:and immediately join him [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:and raze aekenontown [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:to the ground [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:because of that one ancient of wonder [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:er war [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:being a douchebag [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:he INFURIATED me [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:to the point where [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:i must destroy him [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:at all costs [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:my NEMESIS [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:a SINGLE ANCIENT OF WAR [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:it's the PRINCIPLE [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:i HATE HATE HATE practical jokes [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:and being messed with like that [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:it is not just a pet peeve [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:it is that times infinity thousand billion [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:he TEETERED ME [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:into the BRINK of MADNESs [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:i am on a crazed mission [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:i didn't want toa ctually TELL YOU my plansbut [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:oh well :P [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:i guess i could [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:wander aorudn aekenontown a little more [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:;p [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:always villagers standing around...! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:so much effort :p [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:my towns are just [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:SLAPDASH [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:SHIT -> PLACED [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:GO [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:this town is excellent [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:you are a true master [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:oh look it's [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:definitely admiral styles [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:and gand moff ogre [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:my other nemeses [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:i like terraining but i suck at it [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:there's foul aekenon [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:HIS IDEA he says [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:what a bonehead [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:he will be the FIRST TO DIE [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:hm [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:i bet i could rape this tower [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:my first act of VENGEANCE [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:yep i will rape it [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:my calculations were ACCURATE [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1BUA [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1BUAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:dont you DARE......! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg::P [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1BUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHA [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1RAPED [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:anything else to rape... [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:no it's too dangerous [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:i must lay low [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:this woman... [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:no they'd SEE ME [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:i have basically just turned into mac :P [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:but it's all your FAULT [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:it is not of my own WILL [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:it is that stupid ANCIENT OF WAR [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:he will BURN [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1*summon fallen* [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1SO [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1AS I PRAY [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1UNLIMITED BLADEWORKS [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:30 gold [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:thirty gold [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:he took so much :P [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:godt his book [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:is so boring [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:it started out ok [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:but then it waslike [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:LETS TALK ABOUT [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:STIRNGS OF LETTERS [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:ababbaaabbabababaa [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:NO SHUT UP [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:lolol [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:CLASSIC AEKENON [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:btw if i'm not going back to the FOREST [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:you can destroy it [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:to LIGHTEN UP the BURDEN [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:well when i saved the arcan game [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:the second time [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:it was like [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:10 minute save time [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:ten minute [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:i don't know whether it was just having a lot of things on the map [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:or memory leaks [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:or what [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:but it was not great [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:hopefully i will be able to find mac [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:and raze aekenontown [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:and then get backstabbed [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:and die [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:quickly enoguh :P [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:i think i just do not have the patience for books right now [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:how 's it GOING [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:mac inquires if you made him a FORTRESS [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:word [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:is it TIME [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:stop saying you have no idea what you are doing [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:it destroys the NARRATIVE ILLUSION [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:it is cooler when i think [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:it's all part of a grand scheme [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:even if it's NOT [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1*KNOCK* [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:sore waaaaaaaaa [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1YEAH [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:why does it look like there were trees there [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:but that they are disappeareding as i move closer [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Sup walrus man. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Okay. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1PHYREXIA [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Oh hey. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I am looking for a certain someone. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Some call him MAC [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Is he friend or foe? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Sweet. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1SWEET [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Oh you want to keep talking. Okay. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Oh? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Is this a roadblock. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Oh it is. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Is there a detour? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Is it to the north? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1EXCELLENT [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Well, I'll just... [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1What the hell. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1My footprints. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Hey guys. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Mucky and Oopyman, right? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1May I cross the bridge? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I have 30 gold. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Here. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1*GIVE* [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:give 30 [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:what is that [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:oh :p [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:yellow or gray? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:or does it not mtter :P [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Hey. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1You already have all my gold. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1This happens to be a toll bridge. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1You'll need to pay me [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1In order to continue standing on it. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1All right then brb. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Hey guys can I borrow this? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Thanks! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1*attack them with demolisher* [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1That's not what I wanted to do. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:i wanted to attack THEM [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:FUCK [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:my plan was PERFECT [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:in order to avoid DEATH they woul dhave to MOVE [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:thereby letting me CROSS [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:AGH [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:pfft [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:fine [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Shouldn't have tried to DOUBLE CHARGE ME. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Well have fun then. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Hey can I borrow this bridge? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1>take bridge [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Okay. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1God this place is annoying. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1*runs away* [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Orcses! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Hey. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1How do you feel about some Mercenary work? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Lots. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Here's the deal. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1There are some jerks who have been hassling me. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1They are "toll collectors." [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Surely they have a ton of money. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Yeah. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I tried to trick them but i ended up just destroying their bridge. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Yes. I know. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Do you know anyone who would take me up on the offer? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Say, a throng of one thousand enraged lizard warrirs? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Rats. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1How convenient of you to tell me just now. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Any idea where he is? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Did he happen to have a big cape which he flourishes dramatically? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Then it's probably not Fallen. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1All right I'm just gonna wander around for a bit, don't mind me. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1BARRENS TIME [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Yes. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Oh REALLY [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I know him. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1He took all my gold. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1What a jerk. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1But that gives me an idea... [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Where is he? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Thanks BAI [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Hallo. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I'm trying to get east. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Are you good at destroying things? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Or owning dudes? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Ok bye! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Not any more! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1God. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Hi. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:!Is he in? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Is he in? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I saw him just a few hours ago! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1He teleported somewhere. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Aekenontown. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Yeah. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1We just happened upon it. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1He was lost, looking for you. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1We stumbled upon the town by accident. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Yep. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1He seemed fine. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1The FRESH WATER restored his magic powers or something. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Anyway, do you know where i could get either [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1-a lot of money [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1-some destructive power [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:-a ranged unit? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1-a ranged unit? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Specifically someone who might be able to destroy a ROADBLOCK [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Ah good, he will be very helpful. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Yeah, I'm not going near Lavarinth. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Where is he? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1So I can AVOID him. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1DAMN [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Well guess I'd better find one of them. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Hope Fallen comes back soon! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Super gay? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Thanks. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Naga... [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Hey. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1So uh. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Any chance I can enlist your services? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Well I am trying to get east. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I figure you could probably help out with that. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Yep. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Not to bring anyone there? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1.. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Oh. I see. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Well how about just helping me go there. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1You wouldn't have to go IN. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I just need a certain ROADBLOCK out of the way. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Or certain obnoxious MUCKY BROTHERS to be pwned. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Apparently. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Extortionists. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Why not repay them with FIERY BREATH [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Don't you FLY> [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Could you maybe FLY me over the roadblock and just put me down on the other side? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:k [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Well, could I perhaps compensate you somehow? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Unfortunately I don't have any money... [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Any suggestions? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Something burdening you? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1That i can relieve you of? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Ugh. Yes. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Can't you just 0wn him? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Oh. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1What can you tell me about him? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I'll need an angle. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Given. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Ok. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I GET IT. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:brb [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:back [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1All right, I'll see what I can do. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Hey Kameko, where's Lavarinth? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1You're tellin' me. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Thanks. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I know i know :P [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1What. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I see. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Hey. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Follow me! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Just stick together and we'll at least be less lost than you were befo re. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Just a wandering traveler. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I'm beginning to get the hang of htis. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I have to look around a bit until i get my bearings. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Ok this is the exit. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1You're free to go now. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Oh sweet, me too! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Well, wanna go back in then? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Now that I know where the exit is I can get a better grasp of th eplac e. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1All right, let me RECORD MY THOUGHTS for POSTERITY. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:by which i mean the chat log oh ho ho [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1So the entrance leads to the bottom of a triple in browntown. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1The left of browntown leads to the left of uber browntown. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1The top in browntown leads to the left in rightsnow town. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1The bottom of rightsnow town leads to Thalraxalville. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1THe right of rightsnow town leads to the bottom of cornerville. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1The mid of cornerville leads to snowtown. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1The corner of cornerville leads to the second top of uberbrowntown. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Ah snowtown. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I LOST HIM [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1goddamnit. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1THERE YOU ARE [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Ok go back in that one. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1 I think this might be it... [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1FUck. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Ok this area is CLIFFTON [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1The top of cliffton leads to the bottom of northton. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1And the top of northton leads to the bottom of cliffton. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1So the MIDDLE of Cliffton... [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Leads to the top left of QUADTOWN [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1the top right of quadtown.... [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Leads to the bottom left of quadtown. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1So... [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Here we are. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1SADDLE UP [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Did trees just spring up [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1and then disappear? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Stay close. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Oh god. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1This must be it. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Yep that's definitely it. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1All right so, thos eminions are too big for you to handle. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1This will require a battle of wits. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Or rather...UNWITS. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Leave this to ME> [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I can try! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1HEY [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1qqqqqqqFFFFkokokoko3! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1MM M M M [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1chkchkch555555FIVE5 [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1It's totally working. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1If you convince yourself that it's working then it will work. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1B9b9ppqpqpppqpqppp! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1<( ' ')> [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1))))))))))))))))))){{{}}}]]] [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1^_______^ [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Oh they are hitting me. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Shucks. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1WAIT [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1It's working. We at least got a reaction out of him. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1If his minions attacked me it means SOMETHING got through. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I think I'm on the right track. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Just look sharp in case they attack again. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1And try to ignore the tentacles. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1^_____________________________________________________________________ _____^ [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:#.# [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1#.# [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1He's trying to trap us with tentacles. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1All right, there are two options. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Well, three. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1One, we can assume there is some pattern or something to his speech [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1and try to solve the "puzzle." [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Two, we can try to kill everything. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Three, we can assume there is no pattern and just say random shit unti l we happen to get lucky. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I vote 3. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I SAY OLD BEAN [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1A SPOT OF TEA WOT WOT [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1STICKY WICKET WOT [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1HAIRS ON A BOBBIN OLD BUNT [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1MUCKY [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1MUCKYMUCKYMUCKYMUCKYMUCKMUCKYMUCKY [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1MUCKYMUCKYMUCKYMUCKYMUCKYMUCKYMUCKYMUCKYMUCMKYMUCKYMUCKYMUCKY [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Well, he made some tentacles. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1And then [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1they died. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Sup. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Oh did you have to feel me with your tentacles or something? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Sweet. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Anyway so... [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1AA7Dragon says your proximity is making him uneasy. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1So is it the case that you are simply unintelligible to people unless you tentacle them? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1And that, once tentacled, you are quite a reasonable chap? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Sweet. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Sweet. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1So what should I tell AA7Dragon? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Should I tell him to get tentacled? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Some guy. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Yes. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1He does. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1He likes them a lot. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Yep. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1If he's your enemy why don't you just leave? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1There's plenty of room in the world. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Anywhere? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Are you? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Are you REALLY? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Exactly. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1What is this, Aekenontown? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Geez. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1... [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I need to get east. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Friggin dudes keep trying to prevent me from getting east. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1It is quite infuriating. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1There are some DUDES [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Just BEING JERKS [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1TWO dudes [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1two GUYS [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Far too many I'm afraid. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1That's what SHE said. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Yep. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Well done. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1So. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Hm. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Thalraxal any ideas? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I don't know. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I tried to get him to leave but that didn't rally work. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Can you udnerstand me now? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I'll take that as a no. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Oh. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Well you see, he has to TENTACLE you before you can understandh im. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1It's kind of gross. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Can you? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Aren't you gonna die? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Since he's a giant dude? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1With four thousand hit points? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1... [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Oh right, Taurens have Resurrect. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Well if you can beat him, then by all means... [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1They look pretty tough. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1That was interesting. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1As soon as you attacked it, Lavarinth and the other dude joined in. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Also I leveld up. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Poor jimmy. He always dies. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1*repeat what he said* [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Possibly. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1wait. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1He won't join in this time he says. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1It would be an even fight. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I could try to help but I'm pretty weak. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Except I can't target friendly units with my abilities. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Also you're raping him. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Dunno. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I think he just wants you to leave. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Dunno. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Nope. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1His actions are irrational. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1They have no reason. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Exactly. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I recommend leaving. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Or exploding. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Logic dictates either of those will solve your problem. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I don't know. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Very. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1SCORE [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1we DID IT [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I tricked him into exploding himself...somehow. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1He did not UNDERSTAND [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1why you were attacking him. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1So I had to give him advice on how to proceed. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I recommend explosion, and he abided. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Let's get the FUCK OUT OF HERE [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Oh nice. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Well, I have some things to do. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Likewise. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Where'd she go... [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Hey. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Lavarinth is gone. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1:D [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Luckily my brain is made of STONE [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:i didn't even notice [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1So. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Wanna go for a RIDE [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I did. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I meant a ride wherein you drop me off on the other side of the roadbl ock. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Nah, chaos sanctuary. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Or at least near enough. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Past the friggin ROADBLOCK GOD ARGH [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Or even if you could just torch some trees so I can walk around. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Sup [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Thanks. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Knock yourself out. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I'm standing back. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1To avoid getting torched. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1no. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Here maybe? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1or should we go further south... [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1away from the dudes... [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Oh well too late. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Here. East. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1... [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:lol oh [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:god DAMNI T:P [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:i wanted to go STRAIGHT TO HIM and instead you mde [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:5 areas that had nothing to do with him :P [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:five areas [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:ARGH [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:RAGE [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:it's FOUR AM :P [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:i wante dot just [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:-fine mac [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:-find mac [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:-kill aekenontown [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:-commit suicide [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:game: OVER [Allies]JonnyMilldawg::P [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:yeah i was totally not expecting that [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:nah i figured it out [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:it could have been worse :P [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:yeah [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:how did you do it? did you just make the correct path and then throw in a bunch of wrong paths? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:sweet [Allies]JonnyMilldawg::D [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:it is a good trick [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:i can easily see myself [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:covering the entire map [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:in such things [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:just to enrage my feeble minion [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:MAC [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:also i really want to kill mucky and oopyman [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:i bet the dragon could totally own them [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:he has TWO THOUSAND hit points [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:but he is a wuss [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:and will not fight [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Hey wanna take out Oopy and Mucky? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1It was worth a shot. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I bet that bridge doesn't even lead anywhere else. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1I bet it just leads in a circle. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:1Dead end. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:and then i'd ahve to go back [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:and pay three more tolls [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:i would have offered [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:to rape him [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:holy fuck [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:that is a giant pocket factory [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:should we save then...? [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:and see if it takes [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:fifteen million years [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:yeah it is neat [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:yeah a hero with blink [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:would just [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:ruin every map ever [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:i hadn't the slightest idea [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:what was going on [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:i saw the tentacles and i was like [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:ok he has tentacles [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:why would he do that [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:i don't want HIM to destroy aekenontown [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:he can't destroy jack [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:theyd jus kill him [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:I want to destroy aekenontown [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:mySELF [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:at the HELM of mac's ARMY [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:i want to SEE [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:the DESTRUCTION [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:and LAMENTATION of their WOMEN [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:i want to find [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:that ancient of war [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:and LAUGH as he bURNS to the GROUND [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:i will DANCE in his ASHES [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:what [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:who [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:oh the road of [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:tricking him into doing things [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:by telling him it wa slogical [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:was that his weakness :P [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:or something [Allies]JonnyMilldawg::P [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:so far this adventure has been [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:fifty percent [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:beautiful landscapes [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:fifty percent [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:RAGE [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:one hundred percent LULZ [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:ARGH [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:MAC [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:I MUST FIND HIM [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:IMMEDIATELY [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:yes :P [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:your terraining is truly masterful! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:quite so [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:a few of the characters were a tad off but [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:they were close enough [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:and after all [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:mucky is not "MUCKY" but [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:just his REPRESENTATION [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:yeah [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:like [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:lancer isn't CUCHULAINN [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:he's just [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:his representation :P [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:lone wolf on the forums [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:always says like [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:I think perhaps maybe indeed. [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:unlimited adverbworks [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:it would be difficult to imitate [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:i also would have just got enraged again [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:and trie dto kill him [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:i should just [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:pick fights [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:that are unwinnable [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:and see if you will let me actually die :P [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:i saw [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:if i just ATTACKED them recklessly [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:would you LET THEM KILL ME :P [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:WHO KNOWS [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:it would be hilarious anyway [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:yeah i just get put in [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:the WADING POOL [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:or something [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:i see [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:my experience points neauuuu [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:how convenient! [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:if only i was teleported into MAC'S LAIR [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:also i have an idae for a campaign :p [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:yeah [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:and now kameko [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:unless i just missed her [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:raped [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:all right i am gonna save [Allies]JonnyMilldawg:BRACE YOURSELF |